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No, Dad.

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Alice and I were out at the bar a couple
of nights ago and... How much bail

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money do you need?

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Well, we already got out. You know, a
couple of fifty.

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Yeah, five hundred.

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And I got... I accidentally let it flip.

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You let what flip?

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You know, about...

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That one thing that we do when no one
else is around, you know.

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Okay.

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And Alice told me that you kind of just
came out, but kind of

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let it slip that we were doing a bit of
the same.

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That was a little bit awkward, but only
for a couple of moments.

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And we decided that, you know.

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We should... Not yet. No, maybe after.

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But we decided that maybe we should, you
know, see what it's like to

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just have all three of us together for
once.

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Yeah, like... Have a great big family
picnic kind of deal.

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Okay, hang on a second.

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Ow, that shit hurts. Okay, I'm awake.

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Yeah, I figured, you know, sharing is
caring, and Alice and I already share a

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lot, being sisters and everything.

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Yeah, I feel like we've got to just
share everything in our lives at this

24
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Yeah. Especially since we've already
shared you once, in a way.

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Twice, three times. I mean, yeah, once.

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Eskimo cousins, yeah.

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Well, I'm going to have to say I'm not
going to say no.

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You did see me pinching myself to make
sure I wasn't dreaming, right?

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Okay. Well, I mean, as long as we just
keep this between us three, right?

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I don't know. Are you going to go out
and get drunk with Mom some night?

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I don't know. No promises.

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So that's what you mean by I'm a dead
man in this house?

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Yeah.

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You still die with a smile on my face.

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As long as you're happy, Dad.

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That's all I want.

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Happy and dead, because then you get the
bank account.

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And the life insurance.

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Yes.

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Oh, dear God.

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Wait, is there an ulterior motive here?

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Um, well, maybe.

43
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We'll talk about that later. Don't worry
about that. Just relax.

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Don't overthink it. Don't think about
the life insurance policy.

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That was years ago that you got that.

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Yeah, I mean, who cares that we're the
beneficiaries?

47
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Yeah!

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Okay, do not eat or drink anything when
they are around. Got it.

49
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Yeah, if Alice brings you a glass of
orange juice.

50
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Might want to chuck it out.

51
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I think it's about time to start
praying.

52
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Not sure God can help you in this
situation.

53
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Yeah, if God was real, then why didn't
you take us to church, Dad?

54
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It's your fault we ended up like this.

55
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Yeah, you raised us this way. Wait, so
I'm to blame, too?

56
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Yeah, of course. It's always your fault.

57
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It's always the dad's fault. Yeah, my
fault.

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Okay.

59
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I guess I have to accept that.

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Jeez, Dad, no underwear?

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Classy.

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Isn't it your week to do laundry?

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Okay, okay.

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Never mind. I wonder who is the one not
throwing his underwear in the laundry.

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I didn't even know about that.

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Oh, dear God.

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We're not good at that.

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I know.

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He should know this by now. We've never
been good at it. It's okay. Neither am

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I.

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My hand's cold.

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I know mine are.

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A little bit.

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Nice cold hands.

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That's okay. I'll warm up soon, I'm
sure.

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Yeah,

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there we go get a little lubrication

78
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Now he loves his lubrication.

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Yeah, I can tell the lotion and the
Kleenex by the bed every day.

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I don't know what you're talking about.

81
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He was pretty quick today, wasn't he?

82
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Yeah, good work, old man.

83
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He's pretty fast this time. Yeah,
excited for some reason. I don't know

84
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Oh, I have no idea.

85
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What's so funny?

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Are you hungry? You're just happy to see
me.

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A little bit of both.

88
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More so than happy to see y 'all.

89
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Now I see what you mean about the life
insurance, though.

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Fuck.

91
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He's probably going to be dead by the
end of this.

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If we're lucky, he'll just have a stroke
or a heart attack when he orgasms, and

93
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then we'd kill two birds with one stone.

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Imagine how awkward that would be to
explain.

95
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I'll let it go. I'm not the only one not
wearing panties here.

96
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You know me, I don't like them too much.

97
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Yeah, like, it's cute when we do it
though, but when you do it, it's not the

98
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same for some reason. Not at all. I'm
not sure why.

99
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Remember that when you forget to do
laundry.

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Yeah, I know. I wonder why.

101
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These buttons aren't too easy.

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Oh look, you got it open!

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I know those old hands can work.

104
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Enough with the old jokes.

105
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Oh, fuck.

106
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How did I get the lucky hand?

107
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I guess the fun's finally beginning,
huh?

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I love the top, but I'm going to have to
go. Little titties out.

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I love little titties, though.

110
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I don't know. I think your bigger
titties are a bit better.

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Thanks.

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Is there anything you'd like, Dad?

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I don't think so. Just your jerk -off
lotion?

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This is bad.

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Bring me that pretty little pussy.

116
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You're enjoying that, huh?

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Cool.

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Oh, I don't know. Maybe we don't need
him for much longer.

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Yeah.

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I don't know what's hotter, you or Dad
eating you out.

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You know what I think would be really
hot is if I started writing him and we

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switched spots.

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Yeah.

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Oh, there we go.

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Oh,

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yeah.

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Spank it, yeah.

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I love your juicy ass.

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I wish I inherited that.

130
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Now it's your turn.

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You're my number one cheerleader sis.

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Save it.

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You're enjoying it so I won't move you.

134
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Are you sure you don't want some more?

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I mean, I've been pretty selfish.

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Here, we can... Oh, okay.

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I see.

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You still breathe down there, Dad?

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Uh -huh.

140
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Oh, it's probably going to slip again.

141
00:24:01,360 --> 00:24:02,880
Careful. Oh, yeah.

142
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Wink, wink. Not careful.

143
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Thank you.

144
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Thank you.

145
00:27:04,750 --> 00:27:05,790
This has got to be about us.

146
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You're just the prop right now.

147
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Yeah.

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00:27:10,150 --> 00:27:15,190
Dial... 9... 911?

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That's it.

150
00:27:17,590 --> 00:27:18,590
No,

151
00:27:18,910 --> 00:27:19,729
you're okay.

152
00:27:19,730 --> 00:27:21,110
You're just overreacting.

153
00:27:23,250 --> 00:27:24,250
You're fine.

154
00:27:29,090 --> 00:27:31,730
Now that he's finally gone, I have you
to myself.

155
00:27:36,940 --> 00:27:38,700
We'll have to take this somewhere else.

156
00:27:39,820 --> 00:27:42,600
Yeah, unless you want to fuck on top of
his dead body.

157
00:27:43,540 --> 00:27:44,940
It's not really my kink.

158
00:27:45,720 --> 00:27:46,720
Fair enough.